Based on what I did today and the lame excuses I have to justify it..
1) Stepped on the back of a woman's heel while getting off Bart this morning and didn't apologize. (I was in a rush)
2) Cut open a chocolate pastry, took all the chocolate out of it and left the bread part. (I was craving chocolate)
3) Carefully sliced the sugary coating off a donut and left the doughy, plain part for someone else. (I needed sugar)
4) Called a friend on my cell by accident and hung up. Friend called back and I didn't answer. (Blamed the iphone)
5) Returned a dress I wore to a party after deciding it wasn't worth keeping. (I had it dry cleaned before the return)
6) Removed someone's lunch from the microwave in mid-cook so I could heat my lunch. Person arrived, took their lunch and I didn't say anything. (I was hungry)
The day is only half over.
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