I received a call from a client asking if the servers are down this morning. Our conversation below:
"No, everything is up and running."
"Well," she says, "I can't get on the internet."
"Where are you? Are you at the airport?" I ask.
"Yeah, how am I supposed to do work if I can't get online?"
Silence on my end while I ponder the stupidity of this call.
"You're at the airport. I don't know why you can't get their wifi. It's out of my hands."
"What's the url to access my mail?" She asks. "I need to at least check my mail."
I tell her the url and add my disclaimer, "You need net access for mail."
She sighs heavily into the phone. "Fine, I'll figure something out." And hangs up on me.
Seriously? These are the types of idiotic calls I receive.